Heartbreak ensues when a young orange in love discovers his girflriend’s icebox infidelities. (Photos courtesy of YouTube)

SingleBananas.com Online Dating Application Name: Joe Banana Age: Still green and pretty hard to the touch. Body type: Appealing (pun intended — a little banana humor there). 100-150 grams or so. I am a: Banana seeking citrus. You’ll find me: On a table, in a basket or at the bar. I grew up in a tropical environment, so I prefer not to be put in the fridge. But I might for the right fruit : ) Favorite musicians: Bananarama, Harry Belafonte. Just the other day, I was watching a YouTube video of his first-ever televised version of “Banana Boat Song” on the Muppets. It was magical. Fozzy was hilarious. What are you looking for in a woman? I work out, so my perfect fruit has to be physically fit — no pear shapes please, and no bumps or bruises. I kind of have a “thing” for oranges. No nectarines — I’m not into that. Have you recently seen any movies you like? I did actually watch a touching YouTube video the other day called “Malaise de L’Orange.